February 2012
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
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timelordd:
Michael Buble singing the Spiderman...
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youremakingitcomealive replied to your post: youremakingitcomealive replied to your post:…
I JUST MADE IT UP, I DONT KNOW HAAA
LOL OMG WELL IT SOUNDED LIKE A MOVIE QUOTE OR SOMETHING
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youremakingitcomealive replied to your post: because of the proportions of the legs of munny…
HAHAHAH THE 70’s LOOK GREAT ON YOU
THIS IS A QUOTE, ISN’T IT? A QUOTE FROM SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW.
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because of the proportions of the legs of munny dolls, mini Josh looks like he’s wearing bellbottoms :|
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insanely long ramble about things that no one cares about
I used to have a really close friendship with two other girls, who we shall call A and B for the rest of this post. there were a few times when A and B were at each other’s throats, but they worked it out, and we all made a promise that if anything happened between any two of us, the third person would not choose sides. A and I ended...
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bright3n replied to your post: welp, nevermind. I made the first leg well, and…
I like how mini josh now has his own tag
yeahhh ahahaha I gave him his own tag when I decided to start posting my progress
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welp, nevermind. I made the first leg well, and now I CAN’T REMEMBER EXACTLY HOW I DID IT SO I’M TRYING TO MAKE THE SECOND LEG AND I WANT TO RAGE.
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I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE PANTS! at least in a way that’s good enough to work.
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You Me At Six | When We Were Younger
when I was...
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wow, I have absolutely no idea how to make pants. this is getting really complicated.
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literally every week, Michaels has a coupon to get 40% off of any regularly priced item.
why do people always feel it necessary to comment on a youtube video, saying who linked them to the video? no one cares.
ehhhhh i kinda wanna go out and get the rest of the stuff i’ll need for mini josh, but that’d require, yanno, putting forth effort, and i’m not sure if i’m willing to do that.
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damnyouvalencia:
got some band shirts I’m looking to get off my hands.
$15 each. $3 for shipping to the US, $6 for shipping anywhere else. I prefer paypal, but I’ll accept concealed cash.
let me know if you’re interested in buying any of these and/or spread the word to anyone you’d think might be interested!
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got some band shirts I’m looking to get off my hands.
$15 each. $3 for shipping to the US, $6 for shipping anywhere else. I prefer paypal, but I’ll accept concealed cash.
let me know if you’re interested in buying any of these and/or spread the word to anyone you’d think might be interested!
the Gibbs shirt is an adult small, and the rest are adult mediums
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there needs to be a day over break that’s not horrifically windy, so I can get mexican food by the park or walk down to a starbucks, sit outside, and read. I’ve got a lot of reading to do over the next few months.
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watchtheskyexplodinghigh replied to your post: watchtheskyexplodinghigh replied to your post:…
SALT, SWEAT, SUGAR ON THE ASPHALT. OUR HEARTS, LITTERING THE TOPSOIL.
SIGN UP IT’S THE PICKET LINE OR THE PARADE, OUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES~